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Originally Posted by Jellin Pico  Hell, I'd do it for free and be just as crazy, corrupt and power hungry as you |
Crazy and power-hungry maybe, but you have to be born corrupt. You can't learn it.
...Unless you come to me. I give corruption lessons for the low, low price of 15,000 Lindens. I'll teach you the art of accepting bribes, lying to your customers, failing to deliver, and hiding income. You'll learn the ins and outs of grift, the art of the classic scam, and how to avoid the detection of law enforcement. All this and much more can be yours. This class will pay for itself in no time flat or I'll refund you TWICE your money back.* Call now! Operators standing by!
*offer not actually available. "Twice" is defined, for the purposes of refunds as "none". There's you first lesson, sucker.