Originally Posted by Trout Recreant

Same here, and I concur completely.

Although, if he needs judges, I would happily serve, as long as I get a salary equivalent to that which I would get were I to serve as a judge in RL.

I promise to be completely arbitrary and capricious, to ignore the rules of procedure when it suits me, and to base my rulings on facts which were never admitted to evidence. I SOOOO can do that job. I also want to be appointed for life, like a Federal District Court judge. Some benefits would be nice, too. Health, a 401k, etc.