Ummm Sarah, have you considered that this might not solve the problem? I suspect as you have had multiple requests for "baby" money that perhaps the people doing the asking think that as a woman the best emotional leverage they have on you to give them cash is to use the baby angle. Maybe their thinking goes, "why would a nice person like Sarah deny someone a baby for the sake of L$581?"
So if you give them a freebie baby, expect them to be back in a few minutes but another emotional lever to press against perhaps.
Just my thoughts - nice freaky prim babies though
