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Trout Recreant · 07-13-2008, 04:57 PM

Dear Ms. Nerd:

I represent the SL Laboratory for Creative Solutions (TM). Having failed in our recent grant applications with the US Government, the Moldavian Secret Service, and Linden lab (TM) we are seeking private funding for the purchase of a number of babies. You can rest assured that your donation will be put to good use on such worthy causes as curing Hair-in-Butt Syndrome, Avatar Crashed at Goddamn SIM Crossing Virus, and Bacterial Frozen Vieweritis.

I am sure you will admit that these are highly worthy causes and that we should all be responsible for finding a cure. One of the things we pride ourselves on is out "No Baby Wasted" policy. When we experiment on babies, we use the WHOLE baby, not just part. Once we are through, the remains are fed to the cattle which are butchered, then used to feed people who make...you guessed it...more babies. It's a self-sustaining ecosystem, and we are proud of our green approach to baby experimentation.

Please, in the name of science, won't you make a donation today? You non-tax deductible donation of 58,100L will buy us 10 babies, and might cure a disease that could one day kill, maim or inconvenience you or a loved one.

Thank you,

Dr. Trout Recreantenstein, Professor Emeritus, Baby Studies.

07-13-2008, 04:57 PM	#28 (permalink)
Trout Recreant Oncorhynchus mykiss Incomprehensible gibberish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 5,998 My Mood: Blog Entries: 3 Awards: 1	Dear Ms. Nerd: I represent the SL Laboratory for Creative Solutions (TM). Having failed in our recent grant applications with the US Government, the Moldavian Secret Service, and Linden lab (TM) we are seeking private funding for the purchase of a number of babies. You can rest assured that your donation will be put to good use on such worthy causes as curing Hair-in-Butt Syndrome, Avatar Crashed at Goddamn SIM Crossing Virus, and Bacterial Frozen Vieweritis. I am sure you will admit that these are highly worthy causes and that we should all be responsible for finding a cure. One of the things we pride ourselves on is out "No Baby Wasted" policy. When we experiment on babies, we use the WHOLE baby, not just part. Once we are through, the remains are fed to the cattle which are butchered, then used to feed people who make...you guessed it...more babies. It's a self-sustaining ecosystem, and we are proud of our green approach to baby experimentation. Please, in the name of science, won't you make a donation today? You non-tax deductible donation of 58,100L will buy us 10 babies, and might cure a disease that could one day kill, maim or inconvenience you or a loved one. Thank you, Dr. Trout Recreantenstein, Professor Emeritus, Baby Studies.