| I just thought of something. If I'm gonna die and get back to you here...
What if ghosts can't type? Maybe they just mash on the keyboard like zombies "2!@ƒ¬çƒø˙œúeqiø" or even worse, in ALL CAPS!
I'd better invest in some voice transcription software. But even then, from what I've seen, ghosts don't talk much, and when they do it's all "WHOOoooo..." and "Rrrawwrr" and "I have your mother in here" kinda stuff.
Also, if I'm a ghost, I'm not sure if I'd be able to log into this account, so I'd probably have to use an alt. But I can come up with something you'd recognize, like "MenuBar Memorial (deceased)" or "Remember MenuBar Memorial?" It sucks but I think I can live with it... er, whatever.
I'd better get started setting up a gmail account, maybe a blog, because it's going to be a pain in the ass setting all that up when I'm dead. I'm sure I'd have better things to do with my time - like hiding in women's showers and stuff.
So if you see someone like me post something weird like "!sdf∆˚¬fgijh¥345©we∆˚6" or stuff about your dead mother in all caps, you'll know that death sucks and that you'll probably want to make other plans.
Damn - I'd better go change my password, I don't want some dead me messin' around with my stuff. |