| So my grandmother used to be kind of an occultist - she could read tarot from a regular deck of playing cards (I know, I know, wtf) and tea leaves.
They had this clock that a crazy old man built... it never worked. Well, it worked when someone was going to die. It would dong several times, and then usually within two or three hours another family member would be dead. They took it out into the backyard and smashed it. |