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Originally Posted by Trout Recreant  OK - honestly, this just weirds me out. It's like he has a bunch of dead bodies laying around his house. Plus, how on earth can he maintain any normal relationships with actual people when he's got that going on? I'm trying hard not to judge the guy, but I really think he's got some serious issues and he needs professional help. |
Hey, he TRIED having a real relationship with a real woman. But when he brought the girl home, it went something like this:
"What are those?"
"Oh those are my dolls!"
(shudders slightly) "They look real."
"They do, don't they? Go ahead, touch one."
"N-no, thanks, that's ok." (begins looking for the door)
"This one is Laura. And this one is Becky..."
"Why are they wearing lingerie and schoolgirl outfits?"
"Oh," (stammering slightly, blushing) "That's just their costume."
(Notices suspicious stains on some of the outfits). "Ok, John, well it was nice meeting you but I gotta go. Seeya!" (heads for the door)
"Fine. Leave, bitch. You talk too much anyway." (turns to Laura) "Right, Laura?"
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