| Yo Weber, you aren't doing it right. You need to write an essay about how we, the community are all wrong, how you are right, and how you are being persecuted for your beliefs. Do not forget to devote at least 2 long paragraphs to a personal feud between you and another person on this forum. Do not name the person but make sure the person in question will recognize the feud from the circumstances which you reference. Be sure to be able to pick a high-profile thread on which the argument appeared so that a) others who read it will also recognize the person at whom it was aimed; and, b) you can quote it later when you fail to leave and keep posting to stir the drama. Last but not least make sure this essay is no less than 10 full paragraphs long. The longer the better. Extra points for quoting 3-month-old posts out of context. |