| pssh. those scientologists ain't got shit.
just the other morning, i found Jesus in a toaster biscuit. i was going to YouTube it, but, not only does the lord work in mysterious ways, he also tastes delish. nobody could grab the camera fast enough. i ate his face.
sorry, Jesus. i guess i'll see you in MyToilet tomorrow. don't worry, i'll give you five stars.
gotta go. i think i just smelled a holy ghost.
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“If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose.” ~ Charles Bukowski |