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Originally Posted by Joshua Nightshade  Huh? |
The Darwin Awards are handed out to people who through their own stupidity manage to excise themselves from the gene pool. The awardee stories must be verified, must have removed themselves from the gene pool, and have done so through a lapse of their own judgement.
The one that removes his testicles technically qualifies even if he didn't die. He removed himself from the gene pool.
Then again I realized he also doesn't qualify because he knows full well that removing testicles means no more gene pool. It's not on the same level as someone who jacks off using a vibrating sanding tool stuffed between the cushions of a couch. He died by electrocution and the cops had a very hard time explaining the situation to family members.