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Old 03-14-2008, 12:41 PM   #65 (permalink)
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My Friends, I am officially announcing my candidacy for CEO. Upon election I will supply every constituent with a SexGen Suite and fire 2/3 of the current staff. I will task the FBI with dragging every content thief out of their mothers basements and I will institute an immediate public stock offering.

Surreal Farber will me my running mate. She knows how NOT to run a technology company. We can build on that together.

Oh, and we will graciously offer Flip and Taco cabinet positions. In the breakroom.
I would like to apply to be in charge of evening entertainment. Given how much Linden Lab staffers drink, both you and I know that this is very serious business.
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