03-14-2008, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Stroker Serpentine My Friends, I am officially announcing my candidacy for CEO. Upon election I will supply every constituent with a SexGen Suite and fire 2/3 of the current staff. I will task the FBI with dragging every content thief out of their mothers basements and I will institute an immediate public stock offering.
Surreal Farber will me my running mate. She knows how NOT to run a technology company. We can build on that together.
Oh, and we will graciously offer Flip and Taco cabinet positions. In the breakroom.  | I support this ticket. |
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