Originally Posted by Stroker Serpentine

My Friends, I am officially announcing my candidacy for CEO. Upon election I will supply every constituent with a SexGen Suite and fire 2/3 of the current staff. I will task the FBI with dragging every content thief out of their mothers basements and I will institute an immediate public stock offering.

Surreal Farber will me my running mate. She knows how NOT to run a technology company. We can build on that together.

Oh, and we will graciously offer Flip and Taco cabinet positions. In the breakroom.