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Originally Posted by FlipperPA Peregrine  Taco Rubio and I will be applying to be co-CEOs. We appreciate your support in advance, but will gladly step aside if Siggy Romulus decides to apply. |
My Friends, I am officially announcing my candidacy for CEO. Upon election I will supply every constituent with a SexGen Suite and fire 2/3 of the current staff. I will task the FBI with dragging every content thief out of their mothers basements and I will institute an immediate public stock offering.
Surreal Farber will me my running mate. She knows how NOT to run a technology company. We can build on that together.
Oh, and we will graciously offer Flip and Taco cabinet positions. In the breakroom.
