After reading this
March 8 SNL: Bravo Show “Fierce: The Hot Mess Makeover Show” (Video) | TV Crunch
and showing Cris this so he got the joke (I don't expect you to last more than 16 seconds before closing the video)
and accidentally seeing this
well, you see I can't even tangentially support this anymore.
Sorry Adam.
IO LET'S FUCK.