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Originally Posted by Malachi 
Does that make me a neo-post-luddite?
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Yes, it does. You need a phone that can play Super Monkey Ball on a 2 inch screen, has a 'Big Pimpin' Jay-Z ringtone (with custom sexay Akon ringback tones for the ladies), has T9 text input that understands that the obvious first choice when pressing 2625 is the word 'cock', and has a camera phone with video so you can catch the police tasering kittens and black people and that you can use to take suggestive photos with autoupload to both MySpace AND Facebook, and coming soon, Snapzilla. Otherwise, you're just LAME.
