Overheard in the emergency room...
Quote:
Doctor: The target area is only two centimeters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the taint. The shaft leads directly to the lower gastrointestinal system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which could destroy his bum.
Intern: That's impossible, even for a computer.
Creepy Doctor: It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye my brown eye with 10 ounce russets back home. Its not much bigger than two centimeters.
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