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Fringed O’Connor Loafers

On 13th January 2017 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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Fringed Loafers for SaNaRae!  7 colours to choose from, you can grab multiples or the pack and mix and match sections.  Unrigged (and modify for tweaking fit, they MAY work with other feet, but no guarantees) for Slink and System feet, for both men and women, and rigged for men and women's flat Slink Feet.  These can be mixed with the HUDs from the Flannery Loafers as well- to make those dark, or these the metallics.

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A modern take on Les Mouches, facial patches that were de rigueur in the era of this Kawaii Project for Rococo.  Artificial beauty marks were glued to the face, to cover skin blemishes and just for fashion- they ranged from plain to fanciful shapes, and they could also serve as a secret code (like the language of fans) to advertise personal attributes by their placement.  These piercings can be worn anywhere, the bar is inserted under the skin so your piercings can "float" wherever you desire (they come with assorted places on the face by default, but they can be moved anywhere, and are modify to scale as well).  There are 10 shapes to choose from (plain metal balls, and round, moon, star, heart, spade, club, diamond, teardrop, and coffin, or a pack of them all), with various metals and stones to texture change to.

At the Kawaii Project!

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Winter Antlers

On 26th December 2016 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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An actual store release! Wintery antlers, 4 each in the Ceryn and Eikthyrni styles.  All antlers have 13 texture options in muted natural tones (and an icey blue).

Fairy Lights antlers have light bulb and string options (the string can also be bloodied if you've been goring people), and can be lit, dark, or blink in two different modes (one alternating on off, one more chaotic).

Ornamental antlers have a variety of texture options for the balls, which can be all set to match or selectively changed individually.  There are 3 sets included- one is all intact balls, one is all broken balls, and one lets you touch individual balls to break or fix them.

Illuminated antlers are lit by candles, which can be changed to all matching or mixed each individual to the ones of your choice.  The candles can be lit and extinguished, all at once, or each by touch.

Frosted antlers have a light dusting of snow atop them.

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Rowdy Holiday Baseball Bats


I'm spreading some holiday...cheer at this Collabor88.  Also I've been watching Dirk Gently on BBC America, and the Rowdy Three ("There are 4 of them."  "I'm wildly aware") are my favourite.  Festive and wintery themed baseball bats in an assortment of styles and colours.  All have bloody and clean options, and have holds for left and right hands.  They are versions with simple combat (using built in stuff!  Hold down the mouse button down while moving around to try to smack people in your vicinity!) and versions with just texture change scripting to add your own combat system to (all are mod, of course).  Each style comes with a HUD with the assorted texture options, and a plain bat as well if you don't want the jingle bells (which can jingle!) or lights or spikes or whatnot.


To swat those pesky sugarplums dancing around our head at Collabor88!

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Badgers!


For this December Arcade, Badgers!  Most of the commons (all but the two flying ones) are follow/wander pets- wear them and they putter alongside you, rez them to stand and look around, or to wander in a set radius.  The rare badgers are to be held while they squiggle around a little in your arms (they can also sit quite goofily around on sofas).  Accessories can be traded between badgers of the same type.  All badgers except the ones marked are 1 Land Impact.

ONLY available at this round of the Arcade this month is a player reward of a set of royal badgers- a follow badger, a badger to hold, and a little silver crown for you to wear.  On 25 plays you will receive this set as well as your gacha pull!  The royal badger set is only available until December 31, after which it will never be seen again.


At The Arcade for December!

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Toothy Jewelry



Collabor88's Night Creatures like teeth- especially other people's.  Earrings, necklaces, and bracelets featuring molars in bright white, a bit yellowed, and black, with and without gemstone spacers.  Metal chain and gemstones are texture change with assorted options.

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Decorating Birdies


In the tree lot at Tannenbaum, you can find chubby little birds to decorate (or undecorate!) your tree.  Each bird is texture change to be blue or red breasted on touch (for the rare, you can change all birds or touch a particular bird and just change that one).


Tannenbaum is open until Christmas- November 25-December 25.

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Autumn Cozy Cowl Scarf


A scarf for October's Collabor88, to keep your neck cozy and warm, chunky knit in autumn colours of solids and stripes.  Unrigged and mod to adjust as you need to fit.

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Dem Bones Pedestal Tables


Salem is a spooky bit of fun, a creepy market for the season this month.  I made some tables for it, three boney legs to hold your things.


Find them at Salem this month!

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The Nightmare


The Nightmare event is back this year, with another haunted house to scare the pants off of you.  I made nesting dolls who only slightly look like they want to swallow your soul.  Who needs clowns when there are haunted matryoshka?  They are modify, so you get to pick how you wish to nest them, the tops pop off to move however you want.  When you want to put them back together, the top and bottom are identical sizes/locations/rotations, just copy over one to the other and they will fit right back together perfectly.


And if you are brave enough to get through the haunted house and keep your wits about you enough to complete the hunt, you can get a spike collar at my booth as well.  System layers and omega appliers for the slight bit of blood, modify to adjust your fit.  They have higher and lower placements (higher is shown), the higher applier requires your mesh head to have a layer over the neck for the blood, the lower uses body layers which are more standard.… Read the restnesting dolls

Sweets at Panic of Pumpkin

The Panic of Pumpkin event is in full swing!  It's a Japanese event, on Japanese time which means things are AHEAD of SL time- it's often a day later to the game than you think it is.  The event is from October 1 to October 31 midnight Japan time WHICH MEANS that it opened on September 30th at 9am SLT!  The day thing means something because not only can you find goodies to buy, but there is a hunt! that it a daily advent style thing.  Find the door for the current day and knock on it (say trick or treat, of course!) to get the special thing for that day.  Because it runs on Japan time, you may need to knock on a door for the day after when it it for you!  After the day has passed, you can buy the gift for 50L.

Aside from that, the venue is adorable, and there is much inventive spooky fun to be had.  I made parfaits for it, because Japanese parfaits are my kryptonite.  They are amazing.  They are adorable, and tasty, and wonderful, and I don't DO parfaits in any other country, but man, Japan knows how to make them magic.  I do stay away from the ones bigger than my head though, as tempting as they may be.  Have to save some room for the rest of the amazing food, after all.… Read the restspooky parfaits

Lab Rats

On 30th September 2016 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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I'm in SaNaRae this month, coinciding with the event's birthday.  Because it is the beginning of the spooky season, and I am a spooky sort, I made lab rats for your experiments.  Some fly, some have grown extra ears (with piercings, they are hard core like that), and some have extra heads.


The flying and running rats are animated and move around, you can control settings with the menu on touch.  All of them are texture change, also in a menu on touch, with assorted options because I wanted too many rats.  As it is a birthday round, there are also presents!  Because that's what you do on birthdays, right?  Everyone has a gift waiting for you, join the free SaNaRae group for goodies.  I made some cheese for my rats, so they would not go hungry.


Totally safe, nothing to worry about.  You wanted an extra head too, right?  Find it all at SaNaRae!

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Crystal Cottage at The Arcade


I thought I already posted this, but I guess not!  The Arcade is almost over, and it's the ONLY place you will ever be able to find the crystal candelabra player reward- after the event is over that's being retired forever and will never be seen again.  You will get it in copy/no transfer perms in addition to your regular gacha prize on your 25th pull, texture change crystals and base for a variety of looks.


The rest of the gacha will be moving home at the end of the event, but not that!  The Crystal Cottage is a foray into housing (I don't do buildings often!  Especially buildings that aren't elephant shaped, or round, or a giant unicorn...), a small cottage in light and dark options, with some crystal housewares to match.  Many of the crystals are texture change with a selection of options- to be as spooky or as pretty pretty princess as you desire.


Find it at The Arcade until the end of the month!

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Dollhouse Bookcases

This month's Collabor88 sees bookcases from me abstract dollhouses for storing your fairy tales full of stories of the forest.  They come in empty and filled versions, and each of the three book clusters also as separate pieces, each bit 1 Land Impact.  There are 3 available colour options to choose from.


This month at Collabor88!

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Kistune makeup


A late addition to ORIGIAMI x UBUME, some makeup! It features a coloured under layer that can be tinted to suit your tastes for even more options than included, and a black detail over layer.  Each is divided into all the parts- the under layers are all in one piece, and in brow dots, eyeliner, cheek whiskers, and lip stripes separately, and the over layer is all together in one piece, and in brow dots, upper and lower eyeliner, and just upper eyeliner.  So you can pick how much and how to wear it all!  For System heads only, mesh heads don't have the layer capacity to support the options.

If you have not played the UBUME game, you should go do that!  It ends September 10, and it's really quite impressive.

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I’m a Stars Star



Tights for The Kawaii Project!  Covered in stars, with two types in each colour, Stars Star and Fades Star.  The Fades see the stars fading out as they go up the leg.  System layers, Slink and Omega appliers included!

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Fireflies and Stars

An extra large Collabor88 awaits you this month (5 years already!), as it is a birthday round with all the guests of the year invited back!


For this Summer Soirée, I stepped outside into the warm summer nights with glowing decorations- fireflies and stars.  There are also wearable bits, if you wish to be surrounded by a swarm of either, or have a firefly perch upon your nose, but most of the pieces are intended to be rezzed.  Many of them fly or float around in circles while they softly glow- everything is texture and/or colour change with a variety of options on touch- the fireflies have 8 different options for bug bodies, and can be set to glow all the same colour or with with mixes, the stars can be set to glow assorted colours and can be custom tinted to your choice of combination as well.  Glow and rotation speed can be modified with the menu, and glow can be set to be synchronized, staggered, or solid and constant.  All except the ones escaping jars are 1LI each at default size (those are 2, due to the number of moving pieces), and all can be descripted once you've assigned their settings, as they will continue to move and glow even without scripts (for happier sims!)

 In the outside courtyard, this month for Collabor88!… Read the restfireflies and stars

Little Baku Guardians

ORIGIAMI x UBUME is a Japanese summer horror event, following in a tradition of great Japanese summer horror events.  the mall part, ORIGAMI, is already open, with all sorts of goodies to thrill and chill you.  I made little baku guardians to eat your nightmares.  They are just babies yet, but have already developed a taste for the sweet tasty nightmares the game part, UBUME, will be giving you, when it opens on the 11th!


There are 14 baku to win, with and without curly manes and lil tusk nublets. All can have their manes and/or tails texture changed on touch with your choice of 12 options in a menu.

(kimono&hair flowers by *NAMINOKE*, kanzashi&eye makeup by [CerberusXing],choker by [[RH]] design house, eyes by #adored, lipstick by La Malvada Mujer, hair by Exile)
They wag their tails and blink their eyes as they sit around waiting to protect you- they also like it if you carry them around in your left or right hand, or on your shoulders (or anywhere else you desire).… Read the restlittle baku guardians

Sakura Mori Pendant


For The Seasons Story, a little flower pendant with a skull in the center.  Texture change with assorted options for the skull, enameled petals (some include your choice of gold or silver edging), and chain.  I'm on the west second tier out, take the west gate out of the center down one flight of stairs, I'm just to the right (next to hya's moon bunnies, of course!)

I should have posted this ages ago, The Seasons Story has almost ended for this summer!  But I was distracted and forgot, sorry!

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Jars of Memories



I keep a few of my treasured memories in jars, for this Collabor88 .  Memories of Night, memories of Love, and memories of the Sea, bottled and safe, to be kept on a shelf when I wish to recall them keenly.


Each memory is 1 Land Impact, and comes in versions with the jar lids screwed on securely to keep them safe and secure, and with the lids separate and movable to unscrew them and set them free (linked together, so still 1 LI, but they are all modify so you can move or remove lids, adjust scale, etc.).  There are non lit versions and lit versions, softly glowing nightlights to keep you safely surrounded by the feelings past.  All are animated- Love and Night can even have their scripts removed and stay animated just as they are (script is really only included in them so you can shift+copy them when rezzed and the copies won't break!).  Memories of the Sea is a bit more complicated, and the sand will only glitter in the filtered sunlight if you leave the script intact, though the sun beam will continue without it.… Read the resti kept a memory of love