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The Arcade Chickens!


This year is the year of the Rooster, so to celebrate, I made chickens for the first round this year of The Arcade.  The common chickens, hens and roosters, can be attached to Avatar Center to follow you around, or Right Forearm to carry around.  They can be rezzed on the ground to stand and look around, to sit and look around, or be given a perimeter range to wander around in. The roosters can be told to crow when you desire.  The rare roosters don't wander around- you can wear them and carry them around, your arm high to keep their tail feathers from dragging on the ground too much, or they can stand on their perch and hang out (the perch is a separate object- you can hide or remove it for them to perch on anything else!)

Only at this round of The Arcade, you can get a pair of folk chickens! for 25 plays.  After this month, these chickens will never be seen again.


For The Arcade in March!

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Forest Tale Vasilissa Corsets


I brought hya of ~silentsparrow~ as my date for Collabor88 prom- I made corsets, and she decorated them with her artwork.  Rigged for Slink Physique and Hourglass, the 3 middle Standard Sizes, and an experimental Maitreya Lara version (I can't get the development kit, so it may not be perfect- it seems to work pretty well for most people who've tried it though).

Available in 4 colours for Collabor88.

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The Coven

A few items for The Coven Event, February 3-24.


The Captive Heart is a chained and padlocked heart, separately and held in a skeletal hand display stand.  The hand has 9 texture options with HUD (bones, metal, woods).


The Hands of Death Crystal Ball is a crystal ball in clear for scrying and assorted coloured stones for decor held aloft by two skeletal hands.


The Blossoms & Crystal Grid is a crystal grid with flowers scattered around.  It is texture change with options- you can change all the flowers to one of 20 choices, and the ball in the center, the 6 standing points, and the 6 prone crystals each have 14 options.



The Slimalayan Salt Lamp will softly glow in your room on touch, and comes with three optional cords to plug into your wall and a "battery" powered option with no cord.

All to be found at The Coven this month!

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Hanky Ghosts


For SaNaRae, some little ghosts made of handkerchiefs with sewn on button eyes.  On touch you can pick display options of your choice- they can be hung from their strings upon things, you can hide the strings, and you can choose to make them float up and down a little bit or to stay still.  When attached, they will float up and down and follow you around, doing a very poor job of trying to menace you with their spooky wiles (because they don't actually have any).  Assorted patterns to win, modify to adjust scale and whatnot if you desire.

To be found at this round of SaNaRae!

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Talking Spirit Jewelry


At this round of The Kawaii Project, talking board elements (you may be familiar more with the popularized Parker Brothers brand name game of "Ouija")- original art printed on chunky acrylic and hung on chains, a planchette to highlight your answer and two hands to rest upon it while the spirits guide you- made into a necklace, with matching planchette earrings.  Four colours available separately or in a pack all together, all with assorted silvery/goldish/coppery options for the metal bits.

At the Kawaii Project!

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Tirtoff Tables and Snowflake Cocoa Mugs

For The Seasons Story, a table and a mug.  Each have 5 colour options to pick from on touch.


The Tirtoff table is a skinny round wooden table with claw feet.


The Snowflake mug has snowflakes embossed into the ceramic, and a big snowflake marshmallow floating in hot cocoa to warm you up.

Both to be found at The Seasons Story this January!  I think I'm in the northeast corner.

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Decorated Water Bottles


The first Collabor88of the year is all about that New Year's resolution of hitting the gym.  I remind you to stay hydrated, with decorated water bottles.  Ten patterns of original hand drawn/vectored art to choose from.

At this January Collabor88!

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Fringed O’Connor Loafers

On 13th January 2017 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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Fringed Loafers for SaNaRae!  7 colours to choose from, you can grab multiples or the pack and mix and match sections.  Unrigged (and modify for tweaking fit, they MAY work with other feet, but no guarantees) for Slink and System feet, for both men and women, and rigged for men and women's flat Slink Feet.  These can be mixed with the HUDs from the Flannery Loafers as well- to make those dark, or these the metallics.

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Dermal Piercings



A modern take on Les Mouches, facial patches that were de rigueur in the era of this Kawaii Project for Rococo.  Artificial beauty marks were glued to the face, to cover skin blemishes and just for fashion- they ranged from plain to fanciful shapes, and they could also serve as a secret code (like the language of fans) to advertise personal attributes by their placement.  These piercings can be worn anywhere, the bar is inserted under the skin so your piercings can "float" wherever you desire (they come with assorted places on the face by default, but they can be moved anywhere, and are modify to scale as well).  There are 10 shapes to choose from (plain metal balls, and round, moon, star, heart, spade, club, diamond, teardrop, and coffin, or a pack of them all), with various metals and stones to texture change to.

At the Kawaii Project!

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Winter Antlers

On 26th December 2016 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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An actual store release! Wintery antlers, 4 each in the Ceryn and Eikthyrni styles.  All antlers have 13 texture options in muted natural tones (and an icey blue).

Fairy Lights antlers have light bulb and string options (the string can also be bloodied if you've been goring people), and can be lit, dark, or blink in two different modes (one alternating on off, one more chaotic).

Ornamental antlers have a variety of texture options for the balls, which can be all set to match or selectively changed individually.  There are 3 sets included- one is all intact balls, one is all broken balls, and one lets you touch individual balls to break or fix them.

Illuminated antlers are lit by candles, which can be changed to all matching or mixed each individual to the ones of your choice.  The candles can be lit and extinguished, all at once, or each by touch.

Frosted antlers have a light dusting of snow atop them.

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Rowdy Holiday Baseball Bats


I'm spreading some holiday...cheer at this Collabor88.  Also I've been watching Dirk Gently on BBC America, and the Rowdy Three ("There are 4 of them."  "I'm wildly aware") are my favourite.  Festive and wintery themed baseball bats in an assortment of styles and colours.  All have bloody and clean options, and have holds for left and right hands.  They are versions with simple combat (using built in stuff!  Hold down the mouse button down while moving around to try to smack people in your vicinity!) and versions with just texture change scripting to add your own combat system to (all are mod, of course).  Each style comes with a HUD with the assorted texture options, and a plain bat as well if you don't want the jingle bells (which can jingle!) or lights or spikes or whatnot.


To swat those pesky sugarplums dancing around our head at Collabor88!

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Badgers!


For this December Arcade, Badgers!  Most of the commons (all but the two flying ones) are follow/wander pets- wear them and they putter alongside you, rez them to stand and look around, or to wander in a set radius.  The rare badgers are to be held while they squiggle around a little in your arms (they can also sit quite goofily around on sofas).  Accessories can be traded between badgers of the same type.  All badgers except the ones marked are 1 Land Impact.

ONLY available at this round of the Arcade this month is a player reward of a set of royal badgers- a follow badger, a badger to hold, and a little silver crown for you to wear.  On 25 plays you will receive this set as well as your gacha pull!  The royal badger set is only available until December 31, after which it will never be seen again.


At The Arcade for December!

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Toothy Jewelry



Collabor88's Night Creatures like teeth- especially other people's.  Earrings, necklaces, and bracelets featuring molars in bright white, a bit yellowed, and black, with and without gemstone spacers.  Metal chain and gemstones are texture change with assorted options.

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Decorating Birdies


In the tree lot at Tannenbaum, you can find chubby little birds to decorate (or undecorate!) your tree.  Each bird is texture change to be blue or red breasted on touch (for the rare, you can change all birds or touch a particular bird and just change that one).


Tannenbaum is open until Christmas- November 25-December 25.

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Autumn Cozy Cowl Scarf


A scarf for October's Collabor88, to keep your neck cozy and warm, chunky knit in autumn colours of solids and stripes.  Unrigged and mod to adjust as you need to fit.

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Dem Bones Pedestal Tables


Salem is a spooky bit of fun, a creepy market for the season this month.  I made some tables for it, three boney legs to hold your things.


Find them at Salem this month!

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The Nightmare


The Nightmare event is back this year, with another haunted house to scare the pants off of you.  I made nesting dolls who only slightly look like they want to swallow your soul.  Who needs clowns when there are haunted matryoshka?  They are modify, so you get to pick how you wish to nest them, the tops pop off to move however you want.  When you want to put them back together, the top and bottom are identical sizes/locations/rotations, just copy over one to the other and they will fit right back together perfectly.


And if you are brave enough to get through the haunted house and keep your wits about you enough to complete the hunt, you can get a spike collar at my booth as well.  System layers and omega appliers for the slight bit of blood, modify to adjust your fit.  They have higher and lower placements (higher is shown), the higher applier requires your mesh head to have a layer over the neck for the blood, the lower uses body layers which are more standard.… Read the restnesting dolls

Moon Festival


The Moon Festival is going on right now, with lots of moon viewing goodies.  I love the story about the rabbit in the moon, so I made some rabbit in the moon things for it.  There are mooncakes with the moon and a bunny baked into the top, 1 Land Impact on a plate that will give mooncakes to anyone to munch on (with temp rez), and mooncakes to wear and eat or leave in your mouth.


There is also a wagasa set, Japanese umbrellas printed with moon rabbits and a cloudy sky.  They have the same options as the Kitsune no Yomeiri (though they do not come with plain solid options those do, just the two colours of moon rabbits), with  multiple hold options for left and right hands, texture change sections to customize the entire umbrella, wet and dry options, transparency options, and closed versions also included.

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Sweets at Panic of Pumpkin

The Panic of Pumpkin event is in full swing!  It's a Japanese event, on Japanese time which means things are AHEAD of SL time- it's often a day later to the game than you think it is.  The event is from October 1 to October 31 midnight Japan time WHICH MEANS that it opened on September 30th at 9am SLT!  The day thing means something because not only can you find goodies to buy, but there is a hunt! that it a daily advent style thing.  Find the door for the current day and knock on it (say trick or treat, of course!) to get the special thing for that day.  Because it runs on Japan time, you may need to knock on a door for the day after when it it for you!  After the day has passed, you can buy the gift for 50L.

Aside from that, the venue is adorable, and there is much inventive spooky fun to be had.  I made parfaits for it, because Japanese parfaits are my kryptonite.  They are amazing.  They are adorable, and tasty, and wonderful, and I don't DO parfaits in any other country, but man, Japan knows how to make them magic.  I do stay away from the ones bigger than my head though, as tempting as they may be.  Have to save some room for the rest of the amazing food, after all.… Read the restspooky parfaits

Lab Rats

On 30th September 2016 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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I'm in SaNaRae this month, coinciding with the event's birthday.  Because it is the beginning of the spooky season, and I am a spooky sort, I made lab rats for your experiments.  Some fly, some have grown extra ears (with piercings, they are hard core like that), and some have extra heads.


The flying and running rats are animated and move around, you can control settings with the menu on touch.  All of them are texture change, also in a menu on touch, with assorted options because I wanted too many rats.  As it is a birthday round, there are also presents!  Because that's what you do on birthdays, right?  Everyone has a gift waiting for you, join the free SaNaRae group for goodies.  I made some cheese for my rats, so they would not go hungry.


Totally safe, nothing to worry about.  You wanted an extra head too, right?  Find it all at SaNaRae!

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