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Zirnitra boots

The Zirnitra boots are my offering for Seasons Story, the autumn session of which is running this month.  My favourite thing about them is the scaled clawfoot heel, inspired by the feet of bathtubs, with your choice of solid and glass balls to per…

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birds and boots




October 2014
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Treat Bucket

My very first year of Schadenfreude, not long after I started at all, I made a treat bucket to give away.  And I’ve made one every year since- this is the 8th bucket!The bucket is waiting for you in the elephant, on the dresser.  Touch the em…

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trick or treat

Schadenfreude 2014-10-15 13:04:00

This round of Collabor88 is Spoopy Motel, spooking up the place in honour of my favourite holiday. I made a pair of nightstands and a pair of lamps for it. There are normal versions, bare bones plain nightstands and simple turned wood lamps.  The…

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bones motel

RMK Gothic

On 10th October 2014 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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There’s an event going on at RMK Gothic right now, you do tasks and get coins to play a gacha for prizes.  You are an apprentice magician, and you have to learn how to do magic stuff!  One of the prizes is a witchy lil vouboo from me:

zitga vouboo
(You can see all the prizes at the official blog.)

Many people have been confused by how to do it, as RMK Gothic is a Japanese sim- there are some English instructions but you may not find them clear.  So I’m going to try to tell you what to do.

I don’t know if that cut worked on feeds.  If not, I’m sorry for the long post, I tried!

First, you need to teleport into the library to get the HUD to be able to play.  It is a dark and stormy night, but Charlotte will give you the HUD you need.  Her crow next to her desk will give you a cute little outfit you can wear while learning!  Cutout people means this is a thing to do for the event, they are in the vicinity for all the tasks.

the library
Then take one of the teleport circles behind her.  They dropped me in the middle of the sky to plummet, but any landing you can walk away from and all.

Now, there are three tasks you can do, upon successful completion of a task, you get a silver coin.

flying class
You can learn to fly a broom!  In just about the dead center of the sim, on the city side of the bridge, is a little courtyard.  There is a cutout person there, Nene is going to teach you how to fly.  Well, sink or swim really.  Grab one of th (Read more...)

zitga vouboo

Miami Electric

In the 80s, I was into neon.  In a bit of a huge way- while most of my clothes were black (gee, how times have changed…), I had this weird horrible affection for don’t-look-directly-at-it-or-you’ll-go-blind neon pieces to go with that.  (Ye…

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The Forest Masquerade at The Arcade

The Arcade is running this month, and I made 9 masks to win for it.  Masks can be worn or hung on the wall as display.  Each display mask is 1LI, and when rezzed on the ground will have a hanger, hanging ribbons, and shadow prim.  Touch …

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floating bat

Beware the Sirens

“First you will come to the Sirens who enchant all who come near them. If any one unwarily draws in too close and hears the singing of the Sirens, his wife and children will never welcome him home again, for they sit in a green field and warble him…

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Received Items is holding a Where the Wild Things Are gacha event that I am a part of- I made animated wombat pets for it.  They are along the same lines as the piggies: wear and they will hang out with you and follow you as you walk around, rez t…

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wild things wombats

Atelier Kreslo Donut Festival

On 14th July 2014 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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Like the Cupcake Festival, the Atelier Kreslo Donut Festival is a bake sale with “art food” that will only be available for the duration of the event.  A bunch of people applied to make donuts for it, so there are lots of fun baked goods to be had…

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hya and allegory donuts

WildThing Satchels

This round of Collabor88 is “safari” with a bunch of browns (I’m not into brown, sorry.  I’ve tried, it’s just not my thing).  I had a bunch of competing ideas (…as always) but this won out- well, I just wanted to do it because it was more …

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being a weirdass for collab

[Kraken] To the Lighthouse

Collabor88 this month is To the Lighthouse- but these boats days of actually going to the lighthouse is over, they’ve been repurposed into furniture.  Bookcases in two sizes, and a coffee table (proper boats will happen eventually, but I’ll need t…

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[Kraken] To the Lighthouse

Vestday and some motivation

Vestday again!  The vests this time have been joined by motivation on a string- food dangling from sticks to carry around with you.  Five variations are included: two flavours of cake, two types of apple, and a carrot.  They can be held …

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motivation on a string

This Little Piggie Wiggie Went to The Arcade

Another round of The Arcade is upon us!  All this month, Archie has again opened up his seaside arcade full of gacha machines of all sorts of wonderful things for you to win.  I made pigs!All common Piggie Wiggies can be worn, and they will f…

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piggie wiggies

You’d better duck, when I show up, the GooGooMuck

When the sun goes down and the moon comes up, I turn into a teenage GooGooMuck.For Collabor88 this month, a pair of shoes and matching purse.  Both come in white polka dots on this month’s theme colours, and 5 other patterns (poodles in pink and b…

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Vestday with a cherry on top

Vestday is upon us!  I’m out super early (remember kiddies, it doesn’t actually start until FRIDAY SLT actually happens) because I’m going to be off for the weekend plus (tomorrow/technically today at the stroke of one pm-ish I’m going to be swoop…

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Jerry's cherries

Spandau Ballet Flats

On 18th April 2014 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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This month’s Collabor88 features a soft watercolor palette, and I made a pair of ballet flats in the colours with a few patterned options as well as solids.  Like many of the recent shoes/boots, they come with HUDs to change sections- only the sol…

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we are easter creatures again

Vestday, with a side of tights

It’s Vestday again!  This time the vests are joined by a trio of springy pastel sheer tights, that go with the shoes currently at Collabor88.Appliers for Slink feet and Azzes are included, for your meshy body part needs.  Joining them a…

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watercolor tights

Ozimals hunt!

On 17th April 2014 · By Allegory Malaprop · With Leave a comment
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Ozimals is having an Easter egg hunt!  Hunt for eggs around the sim, to redeem for prizes from various people with shops there!  I made some eggs that match the burds that ~silentsparrow~ made for the hunt- my eggs come in all the egg options…

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Burds & Eggs - @ The Ozimals Easter Egg Hunt!

Eggs for Lunch

Another Easter calls for new eggs!  Joining last year’s eggs, this year’s eggs feature strong geometric patterns, and the egg cup candles have been joined by empty cracked eggs, the yolks cleaned out but not replaced by wax, and cracked eggs not i…

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new easter eggs

Helter Heels

Collabor88 this month is all about getting back to business.  I went for some heels to wear while breaking that glass ceiling.  Single shoe colours come with two options, all a solid colour, and with plaid insets in the shoe upper, and with s…

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