The Most Interesting Avatar in the World

On 17th February 2012 · By Tymmerie Thorne · With Leave a comment
In Fashion, Girl Wonder, Second Life · Tags ,
  • He can terraform... with his mind.
  • His support tickets actually get answered.
  • He has never needed to ask for a teleport.
  • Lindens get excited when they see him on the grid. (But, they are usually too shy to ask him for a teddy bear.)
  • When he is near, textures rez faster.
  • He always moves away from the landing point. 
  • When he asks you to hop on a pose ball with him, you need Real Life birth control. 
  • He never experiences lag.
  • When he buys mainland, all of the neighbors pick tasteful decor and coordinate their landscaping with his. 
  • He always buys $Lindens low and sells them high.
  • If you gave him a freenis, it would become an actual penis. 
  • No-fly zones have no power over him.
  • His offline messages never, ever cap.
    He is... the most interesting avatar on the grid.

    He doesn't always play computer games* but, when he does, he plays Second Life.
    "Stay logged in, my friends."


    *Or whatever the hey SL is. And pardon my cross-dressing.



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