This article will be coming out in the September issue of Make Him Over Magazine.  Enjoy.


Bonnie Knees – A Word on the Kilt
By Sredni Eel

The Bonnie Knees Contest is a real life event, where you line up a few kilted men and allow blindfolded women fondle the legs to determine who has the nicest knees. One of these days I may suggest such a contest to someone inworld just to see what would happen. There’s also a truism about the kilt; if you wear one you will always be asked if you’re wearing anything underneath it. This is, perhaps, why the contest always goes over well with the ladies.

The kilt has risen in popularity on the Grid over the past year or two. In the “old days” it was difficult to find a decent kilt and, in fact, the available kilts either did not have a real clan tartan associated with them, or the price was high enough to make any good Scot catch his breath and beat himself over the head with a rogue Haggis. Now you can get an inexpensive kilt in any tartan you wish.

If you aren’t aware, there are a few different types of kilt now available on the Grid: The Great Kilt, usually sold with boots and a sash; the Little Kilt, or Feile-beag, which is usually sold as a part of a formal outfit; and the Utilikilt, the kilt’s answer to Cargo pants.

Traditionally, the Great Kilt was nine to twelve yards of wool, laid on the ground, pleated into a more manageable 2 yards long, and belted at the waist. The excess fabric was slung over the shoulder and pinned to creat (Read more...)

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